Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Samosa who?
How'm I samosa know?

What did Oliver Twist order at the Indian restaurant?

Please, can I have samosa?

My wife asked me how long our Indian food order would take.

I said, "How am I samosa know?"

What did Hermione Granger say to her friend that mispronounced their order at an Indian restaurant?

It’s samOsa not samoSA

At Indian Restaurant

"Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"
"No, thank you, I'm full now."

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