An Irishman walks into an American restaurant during the era of prohibition
He asks the waiter "give me a glass of stout to see how it compares to Guinness back home." The waiter replies "I apologize but alcoholic beverages are illegal in this country, might I offer you a glass of water?"
The Irishman, having heard that this restaurant has a speakeasy in the back ...
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Why did the penis. . .
Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy?
He was sick of ragtime.