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Fetching Jokes

You can tell dogs jokes about fetching sticks!

It's great because they get it!

I told my dog a joke about fetching a stick

And he didn’t get it…

I walked past a guy fetching water out of a deep hole, when suddenly he was pulled in with an incredible force!

I thought to myself, "Well that sucks"

Handsome dog

My daughter asked if her dog was handsome.

I think he's fetching.

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Two business associates and long-time friends were having lunch together...

... when one asked what happened to his friend's fetching secretary.

"Oh, Brenda? She quit. She had such a beautiful body, but couldn't take a joke. I needed some travel arrangements and she just goes and quits on me."

"What?!? Why?", says the first.

"Well, you know when you say...

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A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.

As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.

As ...

I threw my dog a stick and he brought me back a suit.

It was quite fetching.

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