My local cemetery is working to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer...

We’re in grave danger

Everyone is buying toiler paper to resell it, but if you want to make real money...

...just resell your already used ones instead of brand new ones.

A man is a millionaire from buying metal rods and reselling them

His friend asks "how do you buy them for so cheap allowing you to make 7 figure salary?"

The man replies "I'm just good at bar gaining"

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Who makes more money in a week? A drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack :)

For my 3rd cake day I'd like to re-re retell

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Assume retell

That my favorite joke is good ol' #788

This week on pawn stars, a man sells a $100 bill...

"I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop"

"Hi i have a $100 dollar bill that is like to sell"

"hmm i've seen these and i know that the value can vary let me get an expert friend to look at it"

"oh yeah this is a 2016 print $100 bill, it's in fair condition so i'd say it's wor...

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