A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
“Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining out there.
If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both, she replied.
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs ...
The Taxi Driver and the Nun
One Halloween night a taxi driver is driving down the street. On a corner he sees a nun. Being a gallant fellow, he pulls up and offers her a ride. The nun graciously accepts and off they go. After a little bit the driver turns to the nun.
"Forgive me sister," he begins, "but it has always be...
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A lady who is cheating on her husband
There's a lady who is cheating on her husband. One day while they are having sex she hears her husband pull into the driveway. Her boyfriend says "oh no! What should we do?!" She says "hurry! Get dressed and go to the living room!" Once they're in the living room she starts sprinkling baby powder al...
Three guys are out fishing when Dave falls out of the boat and sinks like a stone.
The two left start panicking and pull in their rods but one is caught on something. Pull him up,pull him up, they both heave till he is in the boat and not breathing. I know mouth to mouth yells Steve and gets right down to business administering first aid to their fallen buddy Dave. After a c...
An old man driving along sees a police vehicle behind him.
He puts the foot down and takes off! Sure enough, the police vehicle lights are activated and the police give chase.
After a while the man thinks “I’m too old for this, what am I doing?” And sensibly pulls over to the side of the road. The police pull in behind him.
A policeman appro...
So my mom decided to sell her house, but she’d always promised she’d get the boulder out of her front yard.
It was an eyesore, but she couldn’t handle it herself. I was still in college, so on a long weekend, I loaded all the guys I could in my car, drove the 11 hours home. We borrowed a truck, backed it right up, and tried to lift it. We couldn’t move it.
So I called in all the old high school fri...