While perusing the wares of a pet shop, a woman sees a Parrot priced at only $20...
She walks up to the store owner and asks him why the parrot is so cheap. He tells her that the bird came from a local brothel that recently closed shop for good, and it picked up a lot of bad language and lingo from its time there.
The woman thinks nothing of it and doesn't want to pass on su...
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These COVID test results are ridiculously priced
I keep paying through the nose for them
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What's the difference between acrobats and high priced hookers? (NSFW)
One has cunning stunts, the other has stunning cunts.
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The local police chief always said "It could be worse."
Every time there was a crime, no matter how terrible, he would hear the details from his officers and say "It could be worse."
One day, police were called to a beautiful house on a quiet street that belonged to a wealthy local businessman and his wife, the Dunwoodys. When they arrived, they f...
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