How should the American taxpayer recoup Trump's expensive presidency.

Make his eviction pay-per-view.

Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds' shelter?

He's afraid he'll never be able to recoup his losses

Alien overlords are discussing the fate of Earth citizens.

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...

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[NSFW] A ship captain has the best crew but...

Every time he goes out to sea they drink all his rum. If it was any other crew he would get rid of them but they are the best he has ever worked with. So came up with a plan to recoup his costs. He gathers his crew and tells them "You are the best crew I have ever had but something needs to be done ...

A middle-aged man walks into a pharmacy...

...and asks, slightly embarrassed, the pharmacists: "Lately I'm having trouble achieving an erection, could you maybe give me something to fix the situation?". The pharmacists quickly grabs a pill and says: "You're lucky, this new pill came out just this week and works great, it's really a miracle d...

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