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Recoup Jokes

How should the American taxpayer recoup Trump's expensive presidency.

Make his eviction pay-per-view.

So a guy finally got back his stolen Honda Prelude .... but the thief tried to turn it into a sedan... a 4 door Prelude.

His wife walks by the garage a couple days later, him and his brother have all 4 doors off, husband is trying to weld off the extra hinges.

She asks the brother, "Why is he putting all this work into it?"

The brother replies, "He's trying to recoup his loss".

Did you guys hear about the chicken farmer who had a tornado go throw the birds' shelter?

He's afraid he'll never be able to recoup his losses

3 Alien leaders are discussing the fate of humanity

After a successful invasion of earth, the leaders of the armada joined together to discuss the ruling of the planet. Each of the leaders had a different idea on how what they should do with the surviving humans.

"These humans are dangerous," said the first. "We all know the losses we took to ...

A middle-aged man walks into a pharmacy...

...and asks, slightly embarrassed, the pharmacists: "Lately I'm having trouble achieving an erection, could you maybe give me something to fix the situation?". The pharmacists quickly grabs a pill and says: "You're lucky, this new pill came out just this week and works great, it's really a miracle d...
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