I heard Dwayne Johnson is filming a movie about retrieving documents from the leader of ancient Rome
It's going to be a Rock, Paper, Caesar's shoot.
Kathy's New Job
After a long stint in prison, Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop
She arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress. However, her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register
The first customer came, looked at the candy, and asked for...
A guy is out hunting and sees a hawk flying high above him, so he shoots it. As he's retrieving the dead bird a game warden happens by and arrests him for killing a federally protected bird of prey.
At the courtroom, the man tells the judge he's been out of work for many months and only shot the hawk because he hadn't eaten in days. The judge decides to let him off with 6 months probation.
As the guy is leaving the judge says, "hey, what does hawk taste like anyway?"
The guy say...
There was a study on Crows done in the UK....
As we all know, crows are very smart animals. They've learned that if they drop a nut into traffic, cars will run over it and break it open. This is usually performed by 2 crows; one to do the dropping and retrieving, and the second to signal no the first one when traffic is clear and it's safe to g...
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