Fall Over Jokes

Because it was two tired

It didn't have any real roots

... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.

At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

Because they're too tired.

(Told to me by my 5 year old).

A stable

It's known as the domino's effect.

He tripped.

After waiting in line, he finally gets to the counter, and he orders a pint of beer, because you can get beer at McDonalds in Germany.

An American customer overhears the man's order, and he approaches the German man and says, "How could you be so stupid? you cannot order beer here." while lau... read more

It had too many cones.

I watched it all unfold.

....Baaa Dumb, Tsss

They are two-tired.

Because it was drunk.

He ran out of balance

It was two-tyred.

Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom.

If everyone laughs, you are YOUNG.

If people run over to help, you are OLD.

I feel like that all the time.

*Credit Steven Wright*

..a conductor notices and says "Sorry sir, this train doesn't stop at the next station on a Sunday night." Seeing how disappointed he is, the conductor says "It does slow down going through the station though, perhaps there is a way I could help you if you like."

So as the train slows down th... read more

George replies "Well it's a damn good thing I‘m a helicopter!”

Because if it lifted up two, it would fall over

...for an upcoming simulated battle. As the last guy got up to the sergeant, the sergeant said, “sorry son, we’re all out. Take this broom instead.” The private looked puzzled so the sergeant explained, “When you see the enemy, point the broom at them and say ‘bangity, bangity, bang.’ Don’t worry, i... read more