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Entertainment Industry Jokes

There are two rules to remember in the entertainment industry.

The first is to always leave the audience wanting more. And the second

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What do you call a secret cabal of strippers who surreptitiously control the adult entertainment industry?

The Illumi-naughty

Really sad news from the entertainment industry.

Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.

My daughter's got an interview for a job working in the adult entertainment industry today…

I hope she blows it…

What do Lil Wayne and Orca Whales in Captivity have in common?

Their careers in the entertainment industry should’ve ended a long time ago.

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What do you call an agricultural worker who couldn't hack it in the entertainment industry?

A grower, not a shower!

One day, these parents wanted to find out what their Son was going to be when he grew up,

So they put a $100 bill, a bible and a whiskey bottle on a table.
If he picked up the $100 bill, it means that he was going to be a businessman, if he picked up the whiskey bottle, it means that he was going to be in the entertainment industry, and if he picked up the bible, it means that he was...

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A construction company builds a 5 stories apartment building but with no bathroom

A reporter asks the contractor:

"Why didn't you build any bathroom in the building?"

The contractor replies:
"The first floor is a kindergarten, they go potty so no need for a bathroom"

"The second floor is for high ranking officials, they've got people to wipe their ass fo...

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