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Gaming Jokes

What's the police's favorite gaming console?

WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

What do you call a gaming PC with a busted graphics card?

One hell of a work computer

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My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar.

I play a lot of single player.

[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France

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There was a gaming addict, a senator, and a show-off standing in front of the gates of heaven

The three of them then entered through the gate, following the signs, and arrived at a room where many people were queuing up. Suddenly, God appeared out of nowhere and said, 'Heaven is now overcrowded, so in order to be able to enter here, you will have to speak your true thoughts about yourselves ...

what is the happiest part of a gaming controller?

The Joystick

My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday

luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him

What do you call a gaming party set in Australia?

A LAN down under.

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

What gaming console does a Christian kid play?

PrayStation.

Gordon Freeman recently turned 45 and started buying loads of retro PC gaming equipment.

He was experiencing a Half Life crisis.

My gaming friends told me if I posted here today I'd get loads of upvotes...

But the cake is a lie.

What’s a French persons favourite gaming console?

A Nintendo Oui

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Gaming Sex Robot

I brought a sex robot from EA and it's so realistic. It wont have sex with me until I buy Cosmetic Item add-ons.

I wanted to run a DnD game where the party would be setting up a gynecology clinic, but my gaming group started spreading a false rumor that it was a kink thing?

It was just a smear campaign...

My friend recently was recently thinking about going from from PC gaming to Console gaming. I told him it was time for the Switch

No pun Nintendo

Why do gaming computers become unstable?

They suffer a mid-life Crysis

How do you call the random eye movement caused by prolonged video gaming?

A Nintendo Twitch

I'm in a gaming clan and our favorite season is Autumn

We're the Fall Guys

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I'm so crap at gaming...

when I play GTA, I get arrested for jaywalking

I just spent a ton of money on a new gaming rig

It set me back about £2,000

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Why do people always talk about gaming on politics subs?

Also, can anyone tell me why Mortal Kombat: Ultra isn't on Steam?

What's the chicken's favourite gaming console?

The eggs' box.

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