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Variety Show Jokes

A man enters a variety show

With his miniature companion, a small foot tall man and a miniature piano, not more than 20 inches across.

The mini man sits at his mini stool and plays the piano perfectly-- a classic Motzart concerto.

He wins the $5,000 top prize and the emcee asks, "So how did you come across a min...

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There's this guy who could sing through his butt...

He goes to audition with this producer who has a variety show. The producer asks to hear him, so he drops his drawers and does a medley from "Barber of Seville", in perfect Italian. Well the producer is really impressed. He books him for the Saturday night show.

When the time comes for his ac...

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Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. “Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again,” he says.

The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. “You missed the best act,” says his friend. “While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and pissed into the orchestra pit.”

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