For-profit healthcare is a great system that benefits patients and ensures higher quality care.

lul

I really love playing my Nintendo Switch on the bus during my commute to work.

Ensures plenty of Mii time.

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A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date

When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her,

"How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Dont worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"Its just a sm...

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Hung Like a Baby

A young, and very conservative couple is planning to get married. They are deeply in love, but have scarcely done more than hold hands, and only with each other. As they walk along the downtown streets of their city, admiring wedding dresses and cakes at various shops, and making notes about what th...

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A man holding a monkey walks into a bar .

He sits on a stool and asks for a drink, the bartender is a bit surprised to see someone with a monkey, but leaves him be.

Mid drink the monkey jumps to a table nearby and starts eating stuff, first some peanuts, then a sip of beer, the bartender starts to say something, but the man instantly...

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