Certify Jokes - 2 Hilarious Certify Jokes

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Why did the company quit certifying its professionals every two months?

They got tired of all the pro-testing.

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Job application...

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment.
Not sure if they hired him....

NAME - Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here i...

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