In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my hus...
Scientists recently have been doing some new studies with the mummy of Egypt's famous boy king.
With the aid of highly advanced mri scans they were able to ascertain he suffered from a major gastro intestinal disorder. Apparently he was lactose intolerant. So it turns out, me and the Egyptian kid got a toot in common
A Police Officer Knocks on a Woman's Front Door
A police officers knock on a woman's front door.
Woman: "Hello officer!"
Officer: "Hi mam, I come bearing grim news I'm afraid"
Woman: "and what's that now?!"
Officer: "Well I regret to inform you that your husband and young son's bodies were found. Luckily they both were...
Insurance...
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascerta...
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A man goes to the doctor...
With a pain in his . After not being able to ascertain the problem through conversation. the doctor calmly puts on a pair of rubber gloves and asks the man to bend over.
After some poking and prodding, the doctor is amazed to pull a dollar bill from the man's behind. Shocked, the doctor pr...
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