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Elevator Operator Jokes

Why can't Rick Astley be an elevator operator?

Because he said he'd never let you down.

A bipolar man was asked why he enjoyed his job working as an elevator operator.

“Because it has its ups and downs”

There's a hotel that still has an elevator operator, to prevent people from doing graffiti in it, or kids from jumping in it.

A man who's on vacation talks to the elevator guy whenever he rides the elevator, and they get to know each other pretty well.

When he's leaving the hotel at the end of his vacation, the elevator operator notices his suitcases and says "Goodbye son" and the man replies "you're not my father"...

The elevator operator

I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."



"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."



He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

I have a really good relatipnship with the elevator operator.

We speak to eachother on so many different levels.

real dad joke at Niagara Falls

We did a tour behind the Falls in Niagara. We were leaving the tour and going up the elevator:

Elevator Operator: is this your first time?

Me: no I've been on many elevators.

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