Did you hear about the lady who backed into a plane propeller?

Dis-assed her

The purpose of propellers on an aircraft are to fan the pilot.

When they stop turning, the pilot starts sweating.

I’ve been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately;

And I’ve gotta say: I’m not a fan.

Propellers on small planes are actually used to keep the pilot cool.

When it stops spinning, you can see the pilot start to sweat.

Did you know that an helicopters propeller serves to keep the pilot cool?

Because when it stops the pilot starts sweating.

What is the purpose of the propeller on an airplane?

To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!

Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?

Disaster...

"What is the propeller on the plane for?"

"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.

"I don't think so", replies the kid.

"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"

Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade?

Disassedher.

(My grandmother told me this joke)

I wasn't sure about gluing a propeller to my face

but now I'm a big fan

Allways pay attention when you're working around propellers

If you don't, you'll be mist.

What's the purpose of propellers on a plane?

To keep the captain cool.

If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat.

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons.

A blonde woman was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said:

"I'll radio you every 1,000 feet to see how you're doing."

At 1,000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2,000 feet, he said she was still doing well.

Right before she got to 3,000 f...

A golfer tells his buddy, “Check out this “Impossible-to Lose” golf ball I have...

If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It’s literally impossible to lose!”
His buddy says “Wow! That’s awesome. How...

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