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Charlie Sheen has a kilo of coke and five hookers, he does two eight balls and sends one of the hookers home, what does Charlie Sheen have?

AIDS, Charlie Sheen has AIDS.

My friend said that if you drink the fluid from a magic eight ball you could tell the future.....

He said that he was going to die, he died

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They call me Bill

Three guys are sitting in a bar. An American, Australian and a Russian.

The American wants to show off so he pulls out a revolver and shoots off four bottlecaps without hitting the bottles. He looks at the other two and says: "They call me Bill, Revolver Bill".

Not particularly impres...

Why do cops make the worst pool players?

They always shoot the eight ball first.

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey

He doesn't have any money so he decides to make a bet. "I bet anyone here, drinks for the night, that my monkey can eat anything you give him." A guy playing pool decides to take the bet and hands the monkey the eight ball from the table. The monkey looks at the ball for a second then swallows it wh...

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Did you hear about the morgue operator who was stealing testicles?

Eight balls, coroners pocket.

(We were playing pool)

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