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8 Ball Jokes

Me : Shaking a magic 8 ball..

"Will my vision ever get better??"

Coconut :

Did you know if you drink the fluid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future.

Trust me. My friend Keith did it once and he said he was going to die and then he did.

Fun Fact: If you drink the inside of the magic 8 ball, you can see the future.

My friend did it one and he said "I think I'm gonna die."

10 minutes later he actually did!

Me: *shaking 8 ball* will tonight’s party be amazing?

8 ball: i’m a pile of cocaine, what the hell do you think?

I once asked a Magic 8 Ball why I couldn't get my email

It responded "Outlook not so good."

Me: "Oh, Magic 8 ball, can I do anything right?"

Other people in the pool hall: "Can you give that back?"

So one time I was dating alinty and I found out while I was playing 8 ball

She was playing with 18 balls

What do you call a swimming pool with 4 men in it?

8 ball pool.

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A man with his pet monkey walks into a bar

As he is ordering a drink the monkey sneaks away and, when no one is looking, it steals the cherry on top of a woman's drink and eats it. This annoys the woman and the man apologises for the actions of his pet monkey and leaves. He returns the next day and once again, when no one is looking the monk...

What do you call four guys jumping into a pool?

Sinking the 8 balls

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So a guy walks into a bar with a monkey...

...he steps up to the bar and orders a drink. The monkey scampers over to the billiards table, picks up the 8 ball and swallows it whole. The bartender says "Hey, your monkey just swallowed the 8 ball." The guy replies "It's cool, just put it on my tab." He finishes his drink and leaves with his mon...

Me as a doctor...

“There was a complication so I replaced ur eye w/a mini magic 8 ball”
Patient: “Seriously?”
*shake his head. “All signs point to yes”

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