I once asked a Magic 8 Ball why I couldn't get my email

It responded "Outlook not so good."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Did you know if you drink the liquid in magic 8 balls you can tell the future?

My friend said he was going to die then he died (:

I used a magic 8 ball to try and find the best email service

..all it would tell me was "Outlook good"

So one time I was dating alinty and I found out while I was playing 8 ball

She was playing with 18 balls

Me: *shaking 8 ball* will tonight’s party be amazing?

8 ball: i’m a pile of cocaine, what the hell do you think?

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