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Drone On Jokes

It's St Peter's day off and Jesus is manning the Pearly Gates...

When an old man arrives seeking admission. Jesus starts running through the application form.

"Name?" says Jesus in bored tone of voice.

"Joseph." The old man replies.

"Occupation?" Jesus drone on.

"Carpenter." Jesus looks up a little surprised but he continues.

"C...

The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism.

That's right - Curiosity killed the cat

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Fucking newsreaders obsessed with Gatwick airport, blah blah

Just drone on and on

All flight have been suspended for a second time this evening,

come one now, this is starting to drone on and on .

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