Launching Jokes - 16 Hilarious Launching Jokes

Netflix is launching in Russia, but with a very limited catalogue.

They're calling it Nyetflix.

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Hummer is launching an EV,

Iron-E..

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Facebook's launching its own cryptocurrency next year called Libra...

missed opportunity to call it zuck buck

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Hooters is launching a new delivery service.

They're calling it 'knockers'.

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I'm launching a pirating website.

It has two games: a treasure hunting game called "X Marrrrrrks the Spot" and a naval warfare game called "Take No Prisonerrrrrrs." It also has lots of free movies you can download and watch.

All the movies have 3.14 stars.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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We are launching a Food App that will help you lose your weight

You'll order but we won't deliver.

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Amazon is launching a new personal assistant for people suffering from depression.

They are calling it Alexa Pro.

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To celebrate Shakespeare's birthday this year, McDonalds are launching a new burger...

...called the McBeth.

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Canada just announced that they are launching their first manned space shuttle next year.

They are calling it the Apollo-G.

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So SpaceX is launching the Falcon Heavy Today...

Too bad it isn't carrying the stock market.

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What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?

This will sleigh you.

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By launching a Tesla to Mars Space X has accomplished the primary goal of the Boring Company.

Avoiding LA traffic!

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Nice to see America keeping its tradition

Of launching a coup in a third world country.

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What Scientology and Trump have in common?

Both of them were very successfull launching a cult by talking crazy shit about aliens

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A joke written by the AI, ChatGPT

The sky above the port was the color of a moldy jellyfish, a sickly green that made everyone below feel nauseous. But a group of rebellious clowns, led by the hapless hero Isaac Newton, had a plan to bring some joy to the dreary sky. Using a circus tent and a lot of helium, they intended to lift the...

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