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Drone Pilot Jokes

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What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a terrorist camp?

I don't fucking know I'm just a drone pilot

Why are drone pilots considered snobs?

Because they look down on everyone.

Drone pilot: "I see seven people."

Trump: "What an odd number, round up."

How can you distinguish between a hospital and a military base?

Frankly I'm not sure - I'm just a drone pilot.

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America: "It's terrifying so many of us are dying to something we can't even see."

The Middle East: "We fucking know"

The drone pilot: “lol"

What’s the difference between a Taliban outpost and a children’s school?

I don’t know, I’m just the drone pilot

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