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Driving School Jokes

I was surprised when I discovered my roommate was stealing from driving school

But to be honest I should have seen all the signs

Lady at Motor Driving School

Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?

Lady: I will hit my husband!

Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first

I had a terrible first time at that Soviet driving school

I just kept Stalin over and over again.

Came across this in defensive driving school...

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I st...

A police officer pulls over a driver...

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license....

what do you call a boys school in saudi arabia?

driving school

There was a boy who grew up in San Francisco and he absolutely loved watching the street cars going up and down the streets.

His goal, when he grew up was to eventually drive those things. Before he even graduated high school, he applied to the street car driving school. He got accepted and once he graduated high school he headed off to training. After months of classes and tests, he was off to his first day of work as an...

So there's this highway, and everyone on it is not obeying the laws. Speeding, DUI, the like.

A police officer stops a man on the highway. "Sir, since you were the only one obeying the law, I'm going to give you $55,000. What are you going to do with it?"
The man replies, "Well, I think I'm going to go to driving school and get my license." Then the man in the passenger's seat says "Don't...

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