I asked my professor if he could write me some letters to get into the grad schools I was applying to.

He sent me back this:

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Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?

because they practice at the best schools

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My neighbor has a son who is a genius. The kid graduated high school at age 13, graduated college magna cum laude at age 15, and graduated from one of the top law schools at age 17. He was admitted to the bar one month later. So, I asked my neighbor what his son's secret was.

He said that his son showed the bouncer his older brother's drivers license.

I have a joke about reopening schools...

but it’s too risky.

Posting my schools jokes day #1

What’s the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you

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One day, little Susie was sitting in Sunday School

Susie was a good kid who liked to pay attention in here sunday school bible classes. The only problem was the she sat in front of the class delinquent, Joe. While the teacher was teaching, she decided to ask the class a question to make sure all the kids were paying attention.


"So class, ...

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