What do schools and the anti-vax movement have in common?

Both are raising the world’s average IQ

Why are American schools alot like Fortnite?

You just hop off the bus and start shooting.

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school

So they could learn how to draw blood

Why did Arkansas raise the legal drinking age to 32?

To keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What is the difference between the US Army and US schools?

They both get shot at but only the Army gets to shoot back

Why do African schools have no tests?

Many cheetahs, many of them are lion.

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