Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely?
You can tell by them always asking you to find the X
Teachers hate my daughter procrastinating.
I don’t know why though. She has done nothing.
My best mate’s dyslexic and one of our teachers suggested he try poetry
He’s made 3 vases so far
A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch.
However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said:
‘A swan shan’t be friends with a pig.’
‘Then I shall fly on,’ answered the student with a smile.
The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to...
It was the kindergarten teachers birthday and the students decided that they would each buy their teacher a gift.
The first student, whose parents own a florist shop, gave her a present. She held it and said "I guess that it is flowers".
"How did you guess?" asked the little boy. She l...
Never trust math teachers who use graph paper.
They're definitely plotting something.
I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now.
They both hated vandals and goths.
What do ELA Teachers and British military officers have in common?
They're both English Majors.
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A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Randwick races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the uri...
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Math Teachers never die
They just reduce to lowest terms