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Dog Lead Jokes

My grandpa said he was going to take the dog out for a walk. He returned an hour later with nothing but the dog lead.

As tears streamed down his face, he said, "I just... don't know where the little guy went."

"I see your dementia hasn't improved," I sighed. "You left him here on the sofa."

A blind man walks into a bar…

…and his dog leads him over to a table. He suddenly picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging him around over his head.

The bartender runs over and yells “What the hell are you doing, man!?” To which the blind man replies…

“Oh I’m just looking around”.

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A blind guy is out for a walk

with his seeing eye dog. He's stopped at a light waiting for it to change. His dog gets an attack and relieves himself.

The light changes and the dog leads the owner across the street.

A passerby says "Hey buddy, your dog made a mess at the corner. Go take care of it"

Blin...

A man opens a business training seeing-eye-dogs with what he claims to be "the most scientific methods possible."

A curious reporter wants to see these methods in action, so he arranges to observe the final tests of some of these trained assistance dogs along with the business owner.

The first dog enters the testing course with his blind handler and performs spectacularly. First the dog guides his human ...

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