What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? Idaho but Alaska

What do you call a lycanthrope from Wilmington or Dover?

A Delaware-wolf.

What did Delaware?

Idaho, Alaska........ She wore her New Jersey.



(this was a dad joke decades before they were called Dad jokes.)

I finally realized why the painting of Washington crossing the Delaware is such a big deal

It depicts the last time someone willingly entered New Jersey.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

John arrives home from work one day to hear a voice in his head telling him to quit his job

...quit his job, sell it all, and fly to Vegas. Day after day, it is the same thing. "John, quit your job, sell the house, don't tell the wife, and fly to Vegas."

Over time it starts to get more and more specific.

"John, quit your job at the bank. Sell the house for no less than $200k...

So a guy with a stutter calls the sanitation department

Hello, this is the sanitation department.

HH..HH...Hello...Th...th...there's a ddddd ddd dead horse here.

OK, where is here?

On DDD..DDDD...DDDD...D

On Delaware Sir?

Nnnnno, on DDD DDD DDD...DD

On Dartmouth?

NNNN NNO. on DDDD...DDD...

Ok, sir, ...

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