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Dog Leash Jokes

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Now I know why they put a flashlight on a dog leash...

Because sometimes you can't see shit.

A man, walking with a brick tied to a dog leash...

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees a man with a brick tied to a dog leash. He decides to go and humor him, walks up to the man and says, "Hello sir, I like your dog!"

The man looks at the brick, then the policeman, and says, "It's not a dog, it's a brick."

The policeman ...

How does the blind skydiver know he’s about to land?

The dog leash slackens.

(Credit: My blind sister.)

Blind man walks into a shop

He starts whirling his dog leash over his head, spining the dog around him.

The casier asks, Sir what are you doing, do you need some help?

Blind man says, No, I'm just looking around.

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Big Game Hunter goes to Siberia to hunt Russian Bear

When he arrives on the train station (probably the only one in Siberia) he is greeted by the village hunter/gatherer/provider who has a very mangy, tiny, old dog leashed with a massive iron chain.
\-"Right, I'll help you." says the native "Here's what we're going to need: A great big blow horn,...

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