Defecating Jokes - 13 Hilarious Defecating Jokes

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most of my humor is self-defecating.

....I mean self-deprecating.

There's not really much of a difference, either way you're still shitting on yourself.

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A man having trouble defecating went to see a doctor

Man : I can't do it without hurting myself.

Doctor : Well, I've got the perfect cure for you. But it must be inserted into your anus.

So the doctor did it.

Doctor : How do you feel?

Man : I feel great thanks.

Doctor : Ok, you have to do it again tonight before you ...

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Have you ever laughed so hard you've pooped yourself?

That'll be self defecating humour.

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Every time I tell a joke, I end up shitting myself.

But my humor has always tended to be a little self-defecating.

They say girls love a guy who can laugh at himself

But they always seem to hate my self-defecating humor

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It's first day of rookie cop on a job

And he gets assigned patrolling the streets on foot.

Not soon after starting his patrol, he sees a guy pooping in center of a square.

So he calls the HQ and says:

"HQ, there is a guy defecating in public".

HQ responds:

"Copy that, officer"

The rookie then dr...

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Have you ever seen the comedian who always shits his pants?

His humor is very self-defecating.

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I tried a stand-up routine where I shit myself on stage

But people didn't appreciate my self-defecating humour

People tell me to stop self-deprecating

Haha... more like self-defecating

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My friends told me to stop making jokes about shitting my pants...

They didn’t find self-defecating humor very funny.

A world renowned doctor is asked to visit a local mental institute to ensure all the patients truly belonged there...

He is told he will visit three patients and will be supervised by the institutes owner. When he arrives he visits the first patient in his room and sees the patient defecating into his own hands and smearing it on the wall. He quickly turns towards the supervisor and says “this man truly belongs he...

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The Mathematician from Brooklyn

A mathematician hailing from Brooklyn, NY gets invited to the annual conference for mathematics, statistics and logic. Upon arriving, he notices that a world-renown professor is hosting what was listed as "The Unbeatable Brain-Teaser". He decides to sign up, and gets in the single-file line for a on...

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An American anthropologist is studying cultures throughout Western Africa.

He discovers an isolated civilization in the West African Jungle. It’s a small village with wooden houses and plenty of domesticated animals. The anthropologist is impressed by the organization of the village and becomes eager to learn more about the culture of it’s inhabitants.

He approa...

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