Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are pushing their carts around Lowe's when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy...
Why was Alan Turing fired from the department store?
He was unable to compute whether or not any given top was a halter top.
Tips for Buying a Car
A retired older couple returned to a Cadillac dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a tight skirt, stiletto heels, and halter top.
The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply: "Young man, I thought ...