UPJOKE
vancargowagoncarbuspassengercabmotorcarriagedump trucktrailervehicledelivery vanpanel truckfactory

Delivery Truck Jokes

The other day I saw a sausage delivery truck crash.

It took a turn for the wurst.

I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day.

It came down like a ton of bricks.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two men steal food delivery trucks,

Later they get pulled over by the police who recognized the stolen trucks.
They get the first man out and start punishing him by putting the olives that were in the truck inside his ass.
The man starts laughing and can't control himself, so a policeman shouts at him " WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? "
Th...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The dildo delivery truck

A mother is driving her car down the road with her young son in the back in his carseat.

A truck in front of her hits a big bump and out of the back flies an enormous thick floppy purple dildo that smacks into her windshield and flies off to the side.

"JESUS CHRIST" she yells and swerv...

I ran two of my friends over with my delivery truck.

Now they're my flatmates.

As I arrived at work this morning, I saw a flower delivery truck parked outside my building, and a guy was frantically taking flowers from the truck to inside and was in an obvious hurry, so I encouraged him by shouting...

"Run, florist, run!"

A depressed man walks into a lawyer’s office...

“I’ve been accused of stealing!” he exclaims. “They day I stole canned ham from the back of a delivery truck. But I’m innocent!”
“Alright,” the defense attorney says. “I’ll take your case. But it’ll cost you $5000.”
“I’ll pay you $2500 now, and pay the rest after the trial,” the man says.
...

Two friends chatting on the front porch

Old joke I remember .. figured it would be appropriate on Valentine's day

Two friends are chatting on the front porch. A delivery truck pulls up and delivers a dozen roses to the woman who lives here. When the driver leaves, the woman starts crying.

"What's the matter dear? Why are ...

The two young artichokes were very much in love.

The couple were strolling down the boulevard one sunny afternoon. Up ahead, a delivery truck had a blowout and swerved across two lanes, finally jumping the curb and hitting the boy artichoke, knocking him flat.

It was awful. The ambulance came and the EMTs did their best to resuscitate him. ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A classic French/Belgian joke

(Translated from French. I always found the nationalism amusing that the French and Belgians use each other as the butt of jokes - sorry for any Belgians here that are offended, I'll raise a Belgian beer in your name later on!)

Two Belgians were in a delivery truck driving through France. Th...

So I was driving and saw that a dairy truck had been pulled lver

I guess you could say he was *moo*ving too fast!


I'm not even joking though I did see a dairy delivery truck had gotten pulled over :)

Edit: Of course I had to put a typo in the title T-T forgive me, give me a chance

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.