What do you call a baby dump truck?

A dumpling!

Made up by my 8 year old son.

Difference between Trump and a dump truck?

Four Goodyears.

My landscaper isn't too bright. I asked him for a yard of topsoil for planting my tomatoes.

So far, 75 dump trucks have delivered soil, covering my entire yard, 12 inches deep.

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A girl walks into a bar looking for sex... [NSFW]

"I'll have sex with anyone in this bar for a dollar!" she yells. She picks the best looking of the bunch with dollars in their hands, takes him to a closet, puts the dollar in her pocket, and they have sex.

She walks out of the bar and down the street when she comes across a farmer, down on h...

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A Jewish man owns a craft shop

The local tailor, a known racist and anti-Semite, goes into his shop and says "Oi, I want some yellow yarn, deliver it to my shop tomorrow at nine exactly."

The Jewish shop owner is loathe to serve this man, but knowing it's where almost a quarter of his profits come from, he has little choic...

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An Italian guy goes up to his neighbor and says,

"Ey, Tony, you like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?"

Tony says, "No."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big huge ass like a dump truck?"

Tony says, "Hell no."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a moustache and she's a smell like ga...

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Road trip.

A father is driving down the road with his 8 year old daughter in the passenger seat. As they are driving, a dump truck in front of them hits a bump and a giant black dildo flies out of the back of the truck and bounces off their windshield. The dad is shocked but attempts to not say anything rega...

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