Dump Truck Jokes

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In fact, pretty much everything on her is fake, including her existence.

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"Ey, Tony, you like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?"

Tony says, "No."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big huge ass like a dump truck?"

Tony says, "Hell no."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a moustache and she's a smell like ga... read more

"I'll have sex with anyone in this bar for a dollar!" she yells. She picks the best looking of the bunch with dollars in their hands, takes him to a closet, puts the dollar in her pocket, and they have sex.

She walks out of the bar and down the street when she comes across a farmer, down on h... read more

The local tailor, a known racist and anti-Semite, goes into his shop and says "Oi, I want some yellow yarn, deliver it to my shop tomorrow at nine exactly."

The Jewish shop owner is loathe to serve this man, but knowing it's where almost a quarter of his profits come from, he has little choic... read more