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It's Valentine's Day in the United States, and I'd just like everyone to know my girlfriend has giant, fake tits, and a huge fake dump truck.

In fact, pretty much everything on her is fake, including her existence.

Happy Single's Awareness Day, Reddit.

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If someone says you have a dump truck ass

They’re telling you you need a CDL for that BBL

Difference between Trump and a dump truck?

Four Goodyears.

What do you call a baby dump truck?

A dumpling!

Made up by my 8 year old son.

Not sure if pickup lines are appropriate here, but: Are you a top-heavy dump truck?

‘Cause you look unstable but I wanna drop my dirty load in you.

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A girl walks into a bar looking for sex... [NSFW]

"I'll have sex with anyone in this bar for a dollar!" she yells. She picks the best looking of the bunch with dollars in their hands, takes him to a closet, puts the dollar in her pocket, and they have sex.

She walks out of the bar and down the street when she comes across a farmer, down on h...

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An Italian guy goes up to his neighbor and says,

"Ey, Tony, you like-a woman with-a big, sloppy tits, that droop-a down this-a far?"

Tony says, "No."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big huge ass like a dump truck?"

Tony says, "Hell no."

He says, "You like-a woman with-a big, thick-a moustache and she's a smell like ga...

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A Jewish man owns a craft shop

The local tailor, a known racist and anti-Semite, goes into his shop and says "Oi, I want some yellow yarn, deliver it to my shop tomorrow at nine exactly."

The Jewish shop owner is loathe to serve this man, but knowing it's where almost a quarter of his profits come from, he has little choic...

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