They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
You know the Middle East is about to go through a serious shitstorm when...
...commercial Oil tankers are attacked.
French investigators aren’t sure how the fire started. But Quasimodo said:
Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out.
Two tanker ships collided and sank in the southern Pacific Ocean yesterday. One was filled with red paint and the other, smaller tanker, was filled with blue paint. All crew members survived but now are marooned on an uninhabited island.
(Thanks to The Two Ronnies for this oldie)
A truck driver is heading west across the Arizona desert. He has been driving all night, and as the sun starts to rise, he feels the need to stop and commune with nature.
He pulls to the side of the road, parks, and walks out into the sage brush. As he is standing there, looking around at the beauty of the early morning, he notices a lever sticking out of the ground. After a few moments, he walks over, walks all the way around, and then reaches out to grasp the le...