Vehicular Jokes - 12 Hilarious Vehicular Jokes

Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu...

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and it's been confirmed the problem was not Bird Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts, however, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analysing...

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

Did you hear that Herschel Walker tried to run over some kids and was arrested attempted vehicular manslaughter

In fairness, there was a sign "Drive like your kids live here".

Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter?

They call it electric car battery!

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

I told a joke to Optimus Prime at Universal the other day, and I was arrested.

Apparently they frown upon
Vehicular man’s laughter.

Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter?

It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped.

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

What’s It Called When A Sodium Truck Hits a Car

Vehicular A-Salt

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

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