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Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter?

They call it electric car battery!

The Oklahoma D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently.

There was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colou...

It is illegal to tell a joke to Optimus Prime.

You may be charged with vehicular mans laughter.

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

Why wasn't Caitlyn Jenner charged with vehicular manslaughter?

It wasn't her fault. Her tranny slipped.

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

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