The Kansas police found a large number of dead crows on the 135 outside of Witchita today

There was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varyin...

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

If you kill a Disabled Guy...

Is it considered Vehicular Manslaughter?

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

I tickled my friend while he was driving.

We wrecked and he died.

I was charged with vehicular man’s laughter.

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

In regards to Caitlyn Jenner's car accident

I guess you could call it vehicular translaughter.

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