The RCMP found over 2000 dead crows on Alberta highways recently...

The RCMP found over 2000 dead crows on Alberta highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the remains of all the dead crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT the Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from ...

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?

Vehicular man’s laughter.

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

I tickled my friend while he was driving.

We wrecked and he died.

I was charged with vehicular man’s laughter.

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

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