A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A90 near Stonehaven recently,

Initially there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying c...

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

I tickled my friend while he was driving.

We wrecked and he died.

I was charged with vehicular man’s laughter.

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

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