Did you know that when someone gets run over by a Tesla it isn't considered Vehicular Manslaughter?

They call it electric car battery!

Mystery of the dead crows

The NSW Police have found a large number of dead crows on the Sturt Highway just outside Wagga Wagga early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian F...

A new study has found that 98% of vehicular collisions with crows in Boston involve trucks and other large vehicles

Apparently they can all yell “cah, cah,” but not “bus, bus.”

What is Two Face's favorite type of vehicular damage?

An R.V. dent.

It is a crime to tell a joke to Optimus Prime.

You might be charged with Vehicular Man’s Laughter.

Bumped into my ex today...

Well, the police say it's vehicular manslaughter. So, yeah whatever.

What’s It Called When A Sodium Truck Hits a Car

Vehicular A-Salt

I tickled my friend while he was driving.

We wrecked and he died.

I was charged with vehicular man’s laughter.

What does Optmius Prime's giggling sound like?

Like a vehicular man's laughter.

Never tell your friend a good joke while he's driving...

You could be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

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Saw a truck with a 12" lift and handicap plates

Didn't realize having a small dick was a vehicular handicap

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