Deadliest Jokes - 13 Hilarious Deadliest Jokes

Which is the deadliest cell on a spreadsheet?

AK47

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What's the deadliest of the sauces?

Gravy.

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What's the world's deadliest insect?

The hepatitis bee.

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The Coronavirus is deadliest for the elderly.

Might as while go out and get it now, while you're still young.

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Whats the deadliest shape that no one is allowed to talk about?

Tiananmen Square

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What is the deadliest kind of teen?

A hungry one.

PSYCHE!

A guillotine.

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Don’t have sex in Alaska

The crabs there are the deadliest catch.

You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV...

But here it turns out to be about Crabs

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I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is.

He said 'you came out of it'.

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There's a pilot for a new reality show based on hookers in a brothel.

It's call "Deadliest Snatch".

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Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv...

... reading newspapers. One is reading a reputed newspaper published in Tel Aviv, but the other is reading an anti-Semitic propaganda paper published by Iranian subverts.

The first guy asks the second: "why in God's name are you reading that anti-Semitic rag?"

The second guy responded...

An interview with a Pirate

A reporter was interviewing a pirate.
He asked, "Sir, how did you lose your leg?"
"Well, matey, that was back in the bloody war o' '72, when we cut the heads off o' every last one of the deadliest rascals on the Seven Seas, The Mutineers."
"How did you lose your hand?"
"T...

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The year is 2135, and the US and Russia are the only 2 remaining nations.

After a century of warfare, the two nations expanded their borders, annexing an country that stood in it's way.

Both nations, hungering for world domination, have been at war with each other for over 20 years, and have decided that the fighting would never end, as the two were so closely matc...

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