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How do you receive a cremation container

You urn it

Whats the worst joke to hear during a cremation?

Knock knock

Before I die

Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.

That should make the cremation a little more interesting.

They call grandma "that old bag-of-bones"

If she knew that would happen, she would've chosen cremation.

I got fired from my job because I kept asking the customers if they prefer smoking or nonsmoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "Cremation" and "Burial".

My grandfather worked his whole life to be able to afford a nice cremation...

He urned it.

Will moses be at the president's cremation?

To witness another burning bush.

Cremation

My last chance at a smoking hot body

I wanna have a smoking hot bod for once in my life

That’s why I’ve decided on cremation

We got my dad the best cremation money could buy.

He urned it.

Antonin Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way

We urn it.

When I was a kid, I made a really big sandcastle with my grandma

Unfortunately, I didn't impress anyone at the cremation...

I got fired today because I asked a customer whether they wanted it "raw or well done"

I was informed I should have said "burial or cremation" instead.

I got fired from my job at the funeral parlor.

My boss thought "smoking or non smoking?" was an inappropriate way to ask if they wanted cremation.

Knock knock

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Grandad

QUICK, STOP THE CREMATION!

A man and his wife go on a vacation

Days pass until unfortunately, the wife dies.


At the funeral parlor, the undertaker approaches the man and after offering his condolences, says

'We have a wide range of services. We can bury your wife in a coffin like Christians, we can have a cremation like indians, mummification ...

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