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Defunct Jokes

What is a cow's favorite defunct social media app?

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I walked into an old defunct Nike store today. The place was depressing because-

there wasn't a sole in sight.

I long time ago in the faraway of land of Sweden, there lived a man who dreamt his entire life of becoming a train conductor...

So he studied hard, and with great joy he achieved his goal, working happily for many years. But in time, he began to feel hollow, empty, unfulfilled, and so he thought long and hard, and a dark, primal anger welled up inside him. He decided to take drastic action, and set the trains to crash. The f...

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