The 6+ Best Organism Jokes

Scientists say the world's largest organism is slowly being eaten

But I didn't see any bite marks on your mom

What's the difference between Trump and a single cell organism? l.

Single cell organisms have a wall

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Body parts were arguing, about who should rule the organism.

I should rule! Said the brain. I tell you all how to work!

No! I should! Said heart. I pump blood, so you all can live and have nutrients!

Bullshit! Said kidneys. We filter toxic things out of the blood! Without us you all would get poisoned!

What? Said stomach. I digest the foo...

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Three scientists want to know how long can an organism live without shitting

They try to test it with a pig, so they put a plug in his butthole and start feeding him for days.

The first two weeks the pig is ok, but the third week the scientists see that the pig has become very very fat, so they decide to remove the plug from his ass.

The problem is they don't k...

How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?

Eukary-it

The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism.

That's right - Curiosity killed the cat

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