A geneticist makes a breakthrough, enabling him to create a cross-breed of any two living organisms

He sets up his own lab and hires an intern to help him out. After explaining to the intern what the technology is capable of the intern is amazed and asks: "So you can really create a cross between ANY two living beings?"


The geneticist replies, "Yes, but I advise you to exercise cautio...

How do you transport an organism with a membrane bound nucleus?

Eukary-it

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Three scientists want to know how long can an organism live without shitting

They try to test it with a pig, so they put a plug in his butthole and start feeding him for days.

The first two weeks the pig is ok, but the third week the scientists see that the pig has become very very fat, so they decide to remove the plug from his ass.

The problem is they don't k...

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What do you call a homosexual photosynthetic eukaryotic organisms found in the Middle East?

Al-Gay

What's the difference between Trump and a single cell organism? l.

Single cell organisms have a wall

Is biology the study of living organisms...

Or just two ology's..

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When an object is not symmetrical, it is called asymmetrical.

When an organism doesn't use sex to reproduce, it is classified as asexual. So therefore, my conclusion is if a person doesn't have a soul, they are an asoul.

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Two men in their sixties have a talk

The first one says: "You know, as I get older, I find it harder and harder to concentrate. Just yesterday I held a lecture about biochemistry and I actually said orgasm instead of organism."

The other one nods. "Yeah, I know what you mean. I was having breakfast with the wife yesterday and I...

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

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