It's insensitive to call disabled twins "handicapped"

The correct term is "impaired".

I made an insensitive Asian joke...

And they won't Reddit go.

My wife always complains I’m insensitive. So I got her some beads of an abacus for her birthday.

She said, “What the hell are these?”

I replied, “It’s the little things that count.”

A Native American told me my impressions of his people were culturally insensitive

I said:
“How”

Is it insensitive...

For a mother to say "here comes the airplane" when feeding her two twins.

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I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back..

..which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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My ex left me two years ago because I was an insensitive bastard.

I still don't think about her to this day.

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Apparently it's inappropriate for a group of white kids to put on a play of Aladdin, as it is racially insensitive and cultural appropriation. Possibly white washing.

I wonder if we'll see more Jews in Nativity Pageants come Christmas season this year.

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole"

Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a "truffle shuffle"...

My girlfriend and I had to leave the restaurant early today due to insensitive people calling me a nonce and peadophile all because I'm 33 and my missus is 16.

It totally ruined our 10yr anniversary.

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Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis?

The man


I really need a counter joke for that one

Stopping a girl from jumping off a bridge

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?”

“I’m going to commit a suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitiv...

Johnny is looking after the cat while Mom and Dad are on vacation

After being away a few days, Mom calls Johnny to check in :

Mom: "Hi Johnny, how's the cat?"

Johnny: "I'm really sorry Mom, but she died."

She was very upset and angry at this news and she said to Johnny:

"That's a horrible way of breaking such news! Why couldn't you have...

I brought some cookie dough into work today...

...so I could use the oven there to bake some cookies for all the staff, but everyone gave me dirty looks when I put them in and turned the oven on.

My boss said I was "insensitive" and "fired from the crematorium".

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought ab...

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In the hospital

After the accident I called my wife from the hospital.

Wife: "Hello?"

Me: "Honey, I was in an accident. I’m in insensitive care."

Wife: "Don’t you mean intensive care?"

Just then the nurse walked into my room. “What are you complaining about now, ya crybaby bitch?”

John and Sam were brothers.

Neither were married. John lived with their mother and Sam lived with his beloved cat.

One day, Sam learned that he had to go out of town for business. Not wanting to leave Fluffy alone for two weeks, he asked John to watch her. John agreed, and Sam brought her over a few days later.
...

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Hitlers suicide

A man is sitting next to his jewish wife and decided to tell a joke:

Man: why did Hitler kill himself?

Woman: I don't know. Why did he?

Man: He saw the gas bill!

Woman: agh that is so insensitive.

Man: I know...My grand father died in the Holocaust.

Woman: a...

Two best friends apart

This joke about two very good friends who grew up together. Tom and Jim. Tom decides to go out of the country for work, and asks his best friend Jim to look after his mother and his cat. Jim promises that he will, and that he will write to Tom to keep in touch.

While working overseas Tom get...

I told my gf she'd look hotter with her hair back.

Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

I don't know why she's so upset, I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

She has her whole life to get her hair back, I only have 153 days until Valentine's Day.

(Combined 2 jokes I heard plus added the...

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Is this joke racist?

Dear redditors of reddit,
could you let me know in the comments if the following joke is racist/culturally insensitive?
It seems to be quite old and I like it, just would be grateful for your opinion, thanks.

According to recent reports the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of impr...

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My friend is blind and ignorant to the pain so many people suffer of having burning shits after eating spicy food.

What an insensitive asshole.

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My wife is paralysed from the waist down

Insensitive cunt.

Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. He promised it wouldn't hurt...

Insensitive prick.

Did you hear the one about those kids in China?

I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.

The man and the cat

A man's wife leaves for a week to visit friends across country. She leaves him food for the week and instructs him to keep the house clean and feed the cat. After 3 days away, the woman calls and asks him how everything is going.

Wife: How is everything?

Husband: Pretty good but th...

Two brothers lived together

with their grandmother and her cat. The first brother went on a business trip, and when he arrived at his destination, he checked into his hotel, and called his brother at home. "I made it safe and sound" he said. "How is everything?"

"Bad" said the second brother. "The cat is dead."
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