When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, “Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.”
The man says, “No problem. I’m from Nashville.”
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He the...
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My wife is deathly afraid of snakes so I got her last year by placing a rubber Copperhead in her glove compartment.
She nearly shit herself! Sadly, she finally got me back today and I must admit it was pretty crafty.
She knows that every morning I have a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast so last night before she went to sleep she fucked my brother and emptied my bank account.
A man was deathly allergic to mushrooms. After a huge fight, his wife cooked a mushroom into his dinner. He ate it and died.
The morel of the story.. killed him.
I’m deathly afraid of elevators
I’m gonna start taking steps to avoid them
I’m deathly afraid of sharing a car with someone while driving through underground passages.
I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
What do you make with Deathly Masrhmallows?
S'morecruxes. (credit my 8yo)
Did you hear that the director to Pulp Fiction is making a movie based off of a Belgian comic book where the main character gets deathly ill with an incredibly infectious disease and therefore has to cut off all contact with the outside world?
It's "Quentin Tarantino's *Tintin's Quarantino*".
I’m deathly afraid of speed bumps
but I’m slowly getting over it.