What does a toolbox and a deadbeat dad have in common?
Screws, nuts, and bolts.
Communism is like a deadbeat dad.
No matter how much it could potentially do, it never works.
Spring is like a deadbeat dad
It keeps promising it'll be there, but never shows up.
Jesus is a deadbeat dad
Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting.
Why do so many deadbeat dads love to play poker?
It’s the only time they can call or raise anyone without feeling obligated to follow through.
A circle trying to convince a deadbeat dad to attend his son’s game:
“Sir, come for Ence.”
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