Boomer Jokes - 59 Hilarious Boomer Jokes

How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called "boomer"?

The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

"They're just words. They can't hurt you."

I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.

Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!

A boomer, a millennial and a zoomer walk into a bar

That's right- Gen X just got ignored again.

Millenials: OK Boomer

COVID: KO Boomer

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

Why did the boomer cross the street?

To show how it's done.

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How does a boomer do the hokie pokie?

The first line is normal, but they get real pissy once everyone starts singing about hand outs

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?

He couldn’t tolerate change.

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

How do you break up a boomer fight?

How do you break up a boomer fight?

Throw two nickels in opposite corners of the room.

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

What do you call a boomer on a scooter

A vroomer

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I started a dating site for older people.

OK Boomer

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour

A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’...

What’s the difference of how boomers see gen z and how toxic gamers see other toxic gamers?

One thinks they are a bunch of fad maggots…

Who was the original OK Boomer?

Timothy McVeigh

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I'm so disappointed in baby boomers...

My cum sock developed a better culture than them.

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined

We went from "okay, boomer"..

to "you okay, boomer?" in like a week.

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Just found a boomer joke in my jokes book.

The button with an x on the top right corner of the screen is a portal to the real world.

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

I may not be the best boomer in the world...

But I am an OK boomer.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?

0 K

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?

A boomerang

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.

And that’s ok.

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?

A boomerang.
I hate my life.

Why don't boomers like to use AC or DC?

They hate anything that is current

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

Did you here about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite?

He was a Baby Boomer!

what did the nuke say to the dynamite?

Ok, Boomer

What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?

Take what you can, give nothing back!

My dad called me yesterday to say that he's returning from his trip to Australia.

The boomer rang

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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

I named my broken phone "ok boomer". Last night, someone from Sydney called. I was surprised:

Ok boomer rang

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero

It's called the "0K Boomer"

An boomer classic for you all...

A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

"Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car,...

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

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So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation?

Fucked.

My dad said there'd been an explosion at the potassium factory.

K boomer.

I just found out that Murrah building domestic terrorist accomplice Terry Nichols is still alive at 67 years old.

OK Boomer

My Nan has just been on the phone to say she's not returning from Australia because of all the ungrateful, useless kids back at home.

Boomer-rang doesnt come back

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.

This Presidential election.

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.

I said "That's pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance."

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

How do you know all suicide bombers self identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end

How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

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