How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?

60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?

He couldn’t tolerate change.

If I had a dollar for every time a baby boomer told me my generation sucks...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

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Just found a boomer joke in my jokes book.

The button with an x on the top right corner of the screen is a portal to the real world.

Fun fact : Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?

The coronials.
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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

Boomers: kids these days don't know what books are.

**Gen Z:** We're literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called "boomer"?

The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

"They're just words. They can't hurt you."

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Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies?

They're the best at fucking future generations.


Edit: u/squee45 for the superior punchline.


Edit 2 electric bugaloo: You all wanted to know what the original punchline was, so it was "they're the best at fucking the next generation"

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

We went from "okay, boomer"..

to "you okay, boomer?" in like a week.

What do you call a suicide bomber in his fifties?

A Boomer.

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

If baby boomers were still fertile, how many children would be conceived in quarantine?

None. All of them would be in line for toilet paper.

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I'm so disappointed in baby boomers...

My cum sock developed a better culture than them.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

Scientists have invented a bomb that explodes when the temperature hits absolute zero

It's called the "0K Boomer"

The boomers' approach to healthcare is better than millennials'

Just compare the average age of death for both

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.

I said "That's pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance."

Who was the original OK Boomer?

Timothy McVeigh

I may not be the best boomer in the world...

But I am an OK boomer.

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.

And that’s ok.

I named my broken phone "ok boomer". Last night, someone from Sydney called. I was surprised:

Ok boomer rang

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?

0 K

What do you call a 60 year old flying in a fighter jet?

A sonic boomer.

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?

A boomerang

What do you call a old radical Islamist

A boomer

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

What did the the terrorist zoomer say to the boomer?

KA BOOMer

I threw a boomerang a couple years ago;

I now live in constant fear.

My dad called. He said he's coming back home after all this years.

The Boomer Rang

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

An boomer classic for you all...

A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

"Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car,...

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

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