How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

How does the kid tell you that their grandparents called?

60s kids: Grandma called.

70s kids: Gramps called.

80s kids: Granny called.

90s kids: Grandmother called.

Kids now: Boomerang.

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?

He couldn’t tolerate change.

Boomers: kids these days don't know what books are.

**Gen Z:** We're literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

So my dad told me this one when i was a kid.

A preist is walking out of church during a cloudy day, when he sees a little boy trying to squish ants on the sidewalk with his fingers, whenever he'd miss, he'd say "ah, missed!".

So the preist tells him to stop because everything, including ants, are creations of god and that he shouldn't h...

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Today I asked my daughter for a phone book...

She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone.

So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS

BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called "boomer"?

The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

"They're just words. They can't hurt you."

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour

A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’...

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?

The coronials.
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^(You heard it here first.)

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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

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Just found a boomer joke in my jokes book.

The button with an x on the top right corner of the screen is a portal to the real world.

We went from "okay, boomer"..

to "you okay, boomer?" in like a week.

Kid: Hey Dad, I lost my phone...

Dad: Hang on, I’ll call your number and we can listen for the ring.

Kid: Great idea, but could you call Gramma and ask her to call my phone?

Dad: Why Gramma?

Kid: It’ll come back if boomer rang.

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

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Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies?

They're the best at fucking future generations.


Edit: u/squee45 for the superior punchline.


Edit 2 electric bugaloo: You all wanted to know what the original punchline was, so it was "they're the best at fucking the next generation"

[OC] How did the old man get inside without knocking on the door?

The boomer-rang

How do you stump a boomer for hours?

Change the the televisions source input.

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I'm so disappointed in baby boomers...

My cum sock developed a better culture than them.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?

A boomerang.
I hate my life.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.

I said "That's pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance."

What do you call jokes that a suicide bomber finds funny?

Boomer Humor

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

I may not be the best boomer in the world...

But I am an OK boomer.

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

If baby boomers were still fertile, how many children would be conceived in quarantine?

None. All of them would be in line for toilet paper.

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.

And that’s ok.

Who was the original OK Boomer?

Timothy McVeigh

Vaccine Warning!

This happened yesterday and is important information for the boomer age group.
A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination center after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.
When he got home, he called the vaccination center for advice and to ask if he should...

My boomer dad just passed away doing what he loved most...

He went out with Corona.

The boomers' approach to healthcare is better than millennials'

Just compare the average age of death for both

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?

0 K

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?

A boomerang

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Boomers hate change. They'll just complain about how good things were before and how we should just go back to it.

I named my broken phone "ok boomer". Last night, someone from Sydney called. I was surprised:

Ok boomer rang

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

I just got a call from my australian grandpa!

A boomer rang.

This guy born in the 50's called me to ask me the name of that toy that's supposed to come back to you

The boomer rang

What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?

A Boomer Aang.



P.S. I'm so sorry.

Fun fact : Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.

It's also their biggest import.

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

An boomer classic for you all...

A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

"Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car,...

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