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How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?

KaBoom!

I asked my kid for a phone book. They rolled their eyes and said "OK boomer, we don't use those anymore" and handed me their phone.

Now their phone is smashed and they are furious, but I got that spider!

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar

They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. ...

Why did the boomer have a no coins policy in his store?

He couldn’t tolerate change.

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

How do you break up a boomer fight?

How do you break up a boomer fight?

Throw two nickels in opposite corners of the room.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

Boomers: kids these days don't know what books are.

**Gen Z:** We're literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called "boomer"?

The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

"They're just words. They can't hurt you."

Just heard this little bit of boomer humour

A priest is giving a sermon in church when suddenly flames leap up from behind the altar and the devil himself rises from below. Terrified all but one of the congregation flee, the devil stares at the last remaining member of the church, a single old man and asks him, ‘are you not afraid mortal?’...

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

We went from "okay, boomer"..

to "you okay, boomer?" in like a week.

I ran across some douchbag millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.

I said "That's pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance."

What’s the difference between a boomer and a boomerang?

Eventually the boomerang comes around.

My goal is to own a major sports franchise in Oklahoma

The team will take its name from Oklahoma's history as a "boom" state during the early years of settlement when people were rushing to get in. Our jerseys will say "OK Boomers".

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?

The coronials.
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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

Millenials: OK Boomer

COVID: KO Boomer

What do you call a boomer on a scooter

A vroomer

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

I may not be the best boomer in the world...

But I am an OK boomer.

There’s only one word you need to respond to a raging boomer.

And that’s ok.

Ok Boomer memes are dead, but they will surely come back one day.

It's the boomerang efffect

If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...

I could afford a house in the economy they ruined

Who was the original OK Boomer?

Timothy McVeigh

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

Why don't boomers like to use AC or DC?

They hate anything that is current

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?

A boomerang.
I hate my life.

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

It’s incredibly ignorant to call COVID-19 the “Boomer Remover.”

It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

What temperature do you need to kill a boomer?

0 K

I named my broken phone "ok boomer". Last night, someone from Sydney called. I was surprised:

Ok boomer rang

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

What do you tell your wife when a baby boomer calls?

A boomerang

An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room

The grandfather says to his grand daughter;

' Susie, get me a newspaper, will ya'

The grand daughter says;

' Oh grandpa you are such a boring boomer, it's the 21st century we normal human beings use phones now'. 'Here take my phone', she hands over her phone to the old man.
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Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

An boomer classic for you all...

A man was run down by a car in broad daylight.

An ambulance was called, and he was quickly rushed into it. In order to check his mental state, one of the medics started asking him questions about the accident.

"Well, I had just left the store, and was crossing the road to reach my car,...

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

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