Johny, a horny 16 year old is doting on his teacher, and he decides to ask her out.
"Excuse me, Mrs Elizabeth, I think I'm in love with you".
"Sorry Johny, but I'm too old for children", says Mrs. Elizabeth.
Johny- "Of course, that's why we'll use protection."
A woman comes home from work, and her doting husband asks her how work was...
"Are you being sarcastic?"
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Tommy was 4 when his little brother was born. Tommy was pissed.
His life was suddenly turned upside down. Everyone was too busy doting on little Timmy to notice him anymore, everyone was like "Timmy this, Timmy that, Timmy's the best kid ever". Even his parents seemed to have forgotten about him. Tommy began to go deep into depression, but nobody seemed to care,...
A man DIES
He died tragically and unexpectedly in a botched robbery. Devastated, his wife Cindy mourned four several months, leaving the house only to pick up groceries that her doting mother leaves on her doorstep.
The only comfort to her grief was his cat, who is similarly distraught. After several mo...
My 7 year old's first comeback line
My son has asd and though he loves to read jokes and tries to understand why they are funny, introducing wit to him has been difficult. It was more of a surprise than a joke but here goes.
We recently moved to India and my wife is missing outdoors and Europe and today she said - oh I really w...
The Hardest Question for a Man
A man has a wife that oftened ask the hardest question when ever they quarreled.
"If your mum and i both fell into the ocean, who would you rescue from drowning?"
He has always managed to deflect the question but it was getting harder to do so as time passed.
One day he shared h...