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I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care.

They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.

Police were called to a day care

Toddler was resisting a rest.

I tried to start a doggy day care, but it failed within the first couple days.

I only had a ruff idea of what I was doing.

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Do you know the difference between a day care and a strip club?

If you don't you're a sick mothafucker

Caller: We have your child

Me: What are your demands?

Caller: One hun-dred Dollars

Me: That’s it? Are you out of your mind!

Caller: that’s per minute! The day care is closing soon. Come and get him or we will charge you 100$ for every minute of delay!

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