I tried to start a doggy day care, but it failed within the first couple days.

I only had a ruff idea of what I was doing.

Police were called to a day care

Toddler was resisting a rest.

Did you know that if you leave a Ditto and any female Pokemon long enough with the Day Care, it can potentially learn to speak like another Pokemon?

If you ask its condition, it almost sounds like it's saying, "Venusaur."

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Do you know the difference between a day care and a strip club?

If you don't you're a sick mothafucker

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Lost In Translation

Jannik had just arrived to america and could only speaker German, but he was staying with a friend who was teaching him English. After a few days his friend feels he has learned enough and sends Jannik on some errands to test out his English. First Jannik goes to the bakery down the street and order...

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