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Since itโ€™s Fathers Day, my wife asked if I could tell dad jokes all day tomorrow.

I told her I donโ€™t know anyone named Morrow.

Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolate?

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope excla...

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Cojones de Arena

An American tourist in Mexico went to see the famous bullfights. On the way back to his hotel, he saw a cantina that advertised "Cojones de Arena" as the special of the day. Curious, he went inside and asked about them.

"Si, senor, Cojones de Arena are the testicles of the freshly killed bu...

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So a dodo and a camel are walking along a beach...

When all of a sudden they come across a genie lamp half buried in the sand. Feeling pretty amped about the whole situation; they rub the lamp and out comes the genie.

In a regal tone, the genie introduced himself: "Good morrow sirs! I am Jean the Genie, and as the rubbers of the lamp you are...

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