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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…

Why do scottish people sing 'Danger Zone' when they forget their password?

Because they Kenny Loggin.

i was kicked out of the karaoke bar after trying to sing 'danger zone' 4 times.

They said it was too many Loggins attempts.

Why does the artist of Danger Zone have such secure online accounts?

He's got different passwords for all his Loggins.

I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics.

They eventually kicked me off stage.
Too many Loggins attempts.

What do you call the authentication information used to enter the Danger Zone?

Kenny Log-ins

Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online?

They got all his Kenny logins

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Thinking about getting a guard dog and calling him Kenny Doggins

Any unwelcome vistors will be stepping right into the Danger Zone.

What happens when you take a Chinese smartphone somewhere unsafe?

...you take the Huawei to the Danger Zone.

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