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Critical Mass Jokes

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A man goes to see his therapist after an embarrassing incident at a church.

The therapist sits him down and asks what happened. The man groans and says "Well, I was at Costco and I saw they had a massive box of communion wafers. I thought it was funny so I bought it and took it home.

"When I got home I remembered I had a huge box of wine so I grabbed it from the cell...

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How does a casual-catholic scientist collectively refer to Christmas and Easter church services?

Critical Mass.

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What do you get when 500 Jewish mothers convert to Catholicism?

Critical Mass.

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What do you call a gathering of judgmental Catholics?

Critical Mass.

What do you call a last minute Catholic Church service that everyone needs to attend?

Critical Mass

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