Continuing Jokes - 8 Hilarious Continuing Jokes

In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...

A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.

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Continuing the apparent theme of incest jokes...

Reddit's new API pricing has forced third-party apps to close. Their official app is horrible and only serves to track your data. Follow me on Mastodon.

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Man is sitting in a bar staring at a shot glass, while a bartender cleans the table.

Suddenly a biker sits next to the man, grabs the shot and drinks it in one gulp before slamming the glass back in front of the man.

The man stares the glass for a second before bursting in hysterical sobs. Both the bartender and the biker stare at the man in suprise.

The bartender quic...

With the international mathematics conference in town, the bars around the convention center were hopping.

As was her custom, the evening manager was going from table to table greeting her guests. When she got to the first table, there were eight mathematicians seated. Strange, she thought, since there were only six seats, but some of them were getting a bit frisky and were sitting on others' laps.
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What keyboard shortcut can be used to stop recent senseless violence from continuing?

CTRL-ALT-Right

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I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

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Dating a single mother

Is like continuing from someone else’s saved game

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Dating a girl that has a child...

... it's like "Continuing" another dude's "Save File".

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