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My wife has a yeast infection..

Now she understands what it’s like to be with an irritating cunt.

What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast?

Loafers that rise and shine

How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

What do you call a 300 pound woman with a yeast infection?

A Whopper with cheese.

Why is yeast a popular microorganism?

Because he's a fun-guy

Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail.

Guess you could say they were bread in captivity.

Why does Yeast have 7 toes?

Because it is in bread.

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

What do you get when you cross Barbie with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A doll with a yeast infection.

My Jewish neighbor has been moving huge bags of yeast and empty kegs with weird symbols into his garage.

Turns out Hebrews

What happens when a guy gets a yeast infection?

He can't rise

What do yeast and people from Alabama have in common?

Both are in bread.

A mother called the doctor about her teenage daughter. "She refuses to eat anything but yeast and car wax. Now she's lying in bed asleep and I can't wake her. What should I do?" "There's nothing to worry about." said the doctor,

"she'll rise and shine soon enough..."

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread"

Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the rich man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.

Yeast judge:

All rise

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

I’m a fat man starting to feel spiritual

As I looked into all the different religions, I found that that all of them, in one way or another, involved abstaining from food. Hindus, for example all give up beef. Mormons boycott alcohol and coffee. As a Catholic you can eat anything most of the year, but have to give up the foods like most fo...

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

Difference between Sun and Bun. Sun rises in the East and sets in the West..........

............Bun rises in Yeast and sets in the Waist.

Having a baby in the south is like yeast...

Y'know, cause it's in-bread.

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

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Ralph, the department store parrot

During its hayday, Goldfinches was a glorious department store, with gorgeous decorations, including a Aviary centerpiece, where Ralph held court. You see, Ralph had a special ability to detect what people wanted by their appearance, and he would tell them where to look for the thing they needed....

If Corona virus is just a beer virus..

Then it’s just a yeast infection!

He has risen

A baker who's never been to church before decides to attend Easter service, during the sacrament the pastor describes how the bread is the body of christ, latter as the Easter story is told the whole congregation stands up and yells "he has risen", the Baker taken by surprise and not really sure wha...

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Why did god give women yeast infections?

He wanted them to know what it was like to live with an irritated cunt

I started using kosher yeast in all my baking

Now my bread rises 3 days later

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.

Just how I was raised.

Me and my sisters are baking bread for our sick grandmother. I’m the one responsible for making sure the bread rises but hey,

it’s the yeast I can do.

What do hillbillies and yeast have in common?

They're both in bred

What do you get if you add yeast to soup?

A souprise

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

So there was this Baker who did a favor for his friend. The friend said "thank you very much, I really appreciate it." The baker replied.

"It's not a problem, it's the yeast I could dough."

A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth

The result was soup rising

Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection?

It was bloodcurdling.

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