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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread"

Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?

Don't go. I knead you

Why is yeast a popular microorganism?

Because he's a fun-guy

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Why did God invent yeast infections?

So women could find out what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!

What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?

crust.





edit: yall keep making better jokes in the comments LMAO

possible answers : red sauce, white sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. damn yall are just funnier than me lol

Why does yeast look so weird?

Because it’s inbread

Yeast is a lot like a hillbilly.

It's in bread

Why did the rich man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

What does yeast and my sister have in common.

They're both inbred.

Where does yeast come from?

The opposite direction of ywest.

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Turns out the way we make dough is due to sexual reproduction involving the yeast used being from the same family

This has led to inbread results

She had a yeast infection so bad

I stuck a hotdog up her and it came out a corn dog.

Vaginal yeast infections

Will make the south rise again!

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An obituary

Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly.
Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours.
Dozens of celebrit...

Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail.

Guess you could say they were bread in captivity.

I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe;

But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me

Yeasts reproduce by budding.

So can we say that they are buds with benefits?

How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

My Jewish neighbor has been moving huge bags of yeast and empty kegs with weird symbols into his garage.

Turns out Hebrews

What are the similarities between the royal family and yeast?

There both inbred.

A mother called the doctor about her teenage daughter. "She refuses to eat anything but yeast and car wax. Now she's lying in bed asleep and I can't wake her. What should I do?" "There's nothing to worry about." said the doctor,

"she'll rise and shine soon enough..."

Bread is like the Sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

Having a baby in the south is like yeast...

Y'know, cause it's in-bread.

Where did the first bakery open?

On the yeast coast.

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.

Just how I was raised.

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

I started using kosher yeast in all my baking

Now my bread rises 3 days later

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.

It helps me rise and shine in the morning.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth

The result was soup rising

What do you get if you add yeast to soup?

A souprise

TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face

whoops wrong scrub

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine.

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What do you get when you cross the cabbage patch doll and the pillsbury doe boy?

A ugly little bitch with a yeast infection

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