What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?

Don't go. I knead you

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Why does yeast look so weird?

Because it’s inbread

Why is yeast a popular microorganism?

Because he's a fun-guy

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

Yeast is a lot like a hillbilly.

It's in bread

Where does yeast come from?

The opposite direction of ywest.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread"

Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why did the rich man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.

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Turns out the way we make dough is due to sexual reproduction involving the yeast used being from the same family

This has led to inbread results

Vaginal yeast infections

Will make the south rise again!

What does yeast and my sister have in common.

They're both inbred.

What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast?

Loafers that rise and shine

I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe;

But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me

How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

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My wife has a yeast infection..

Now she understands what it’s like to be with an irritating cunt.

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Nsfw. Why do women get yeast infections?

Because God wanted them to know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

What are the similarities between the royal family and yeast?

There both inbred.

Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail.

Guess you could say they were bread in captivity.

Yeasts reproduce by budding.

So can we say that they are buds with benefits?

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

My Jewish neighbor has been moving huge bags of yeast and empty kegs with weird symbols into his garage.

Turns out Hebrews

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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday...

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.


The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.


Doughboy is ...

What do yeast and people from Alabama have in common?

Both are in bread.

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What do you get when you cross the cabbage patch doll and the pillsbury doe boy?

A ugly little bitch with a yeast infection

A mother called the doctor about her teenage daughter. "She refuses to eat anything but yeast and car wax. Now she's lying in bed asleep and I can't wake her. What should I do?" "There's nothing to worry about." said the doctor,

"she'll rise and shine soon enough..."

Having a baby in the south is like yeast...

Y'know, cause it's in-bread.

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.

Just how I was raised.

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

Bread is like the sun.

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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A young man and a young woman are fooling around when the young woman starts to feel a little more kinky than usual and asks the guy to use his toe on her.

The young man shrugs and decides, Why not? and then proceeds to pleasure his girlfriend with his big toe.

The next day the young man wakes up and notices that the flesh of his toe is sore and a little pink and tender. He ignores it, but after a few days decides to go see his doctor when the s...

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.

It helps me rise and shine in the morning.

I started using kosher yeast in all my baking

Now my bread rises 3 days later

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth

The result was soup rising

What’s the odd one out?

A. Flour
B. Yeast
C. Royalty
D. Meat

D. Meat because it’s usually not “in bread.”

What do you get if you add yeast to soup?

A souprise

A conversation between a priest and me

Me: So Christ body is bread?

Priest: Yes

Me: It rose from the grave?

Priest: Yes

Me: Because of yeast?

Priest: No

Why did Jesus rise from the dead?

He was buried with a packet of yeast.

( It's Lent. Time for Easter Jokes.)

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