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Yeast Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread"

Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why is yeast a popular microorganism?

Because he's a fun-guy

Why did the rich man sell yeast?

To raise some dough.

What do you call a woman with a yeast infection and a sense of humour?

A fun-gal.

If you died of a yeast infections...

Would you rise from the dead?

Yeast is a lot like a hillbilly.

It's in bread

What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?

Don't go. I knead you

What's an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

TIL Severe Yeast Infections Can Lead to Pregnancy

You could end up with a bun in the oven!

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Do you know why God invented yeast infections?

So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

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Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?

crust.





edit: yall keep making better jokes in the comments LMAO

possible answers : red sauce, white sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. damn yall are just funnier than me lol

One thing that bothers me about sourdough is the same yeast cultures get used over and over

Until eventually they all wind up in bred

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

What does yeast and my sister have in common.

They're both inbred.

Flour, sugar, salt, water and yeast grew up together in jail.

Guess you could say they were bread in captivity.

What are the similarities between the royal family and yeast?

There both inbred.

I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe;

But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me

Having a baby in the south is like yeast...

Y'know, cause it's in-bread.

News: A Major Fashion Label Releases a Cream for Yeast Infections

It's called "Gucci Coochie Goo".

What's the difference between a sneaky pig and yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

What do you call a cabbage patch doll with a yeast infection?

Saurkrout

How did Alice feel when her doctor told her she is genetically more likely to develop a yeast infection?

Thrush-traited

My Jewish neighbor has been moving huge bags of yeast and empty kegs with weird symbols into his garage.

Turns out Hebrews

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?

She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

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Turns out the way we make dough is due to sexual reproduction involving the yeast used being from the same family

This has led to inbread results

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face

whoops wrong scrub

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.

Just how I was raised.

What do you get if you add yeast to soup?

A souprise

A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth

The result was soup rising

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.

It helps me rise and shine in the morning.

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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?

An itchy, twitchy twat.

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