Not even sure if chicken's like salad, but I guess we're about to find out
I made a chicken salad for dinner last night.
But he didn’t eat it. Maybe I used too much dressing.
Three men work on top of a building.
They are taking their lunch break when the brown haired man says, “Chicken salad again! If I get chicken salad again I’m going to jump.”
Next the red haired man says, “Tuna fish again! If I get tuna fish again I’m going to jump.”
The third blonde haired man says, “PBJ again! If I get P...
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A guy walks into a dive bar...
And takes a seat at a table. Looking over their menu, he sees it has only three options: Tuna Salad Sandwich $1.50, Chicken Salad Sandwich $4.50 and lastly Hand Job $5.00.
"Wow, what a bargain," he thought to himself, somewhat stunned as a gorgeous blonde approached to take his order. "Are...
A blonde walks into a library
A blonde walks into a library. She asks the librarian:
Can I get a chicken salad?
The librarian answers: sorry, this is a library
The blonde responds: Oh, right! (Whispering) Can I get a chicken salad?
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